The Gregarious Roadtripper
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“Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
- John Stuart Mill  

"Although it is not true that all liberals are optimists, it is true that most optimists are Liberal." - John Stuart Mill

"The hardest people to reach with the love of God are not the bad people. They know they are bad. They have no
defense. The hardest ones to win for God are the self-righteous people." - Charles L. Allen

"The Christian is not one who has gone all the way with Christ. None of us has. The Christian is one who has found
the right road." - Charles L. Allen

"God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be
there." - Billy Graham In response to another TV evangelist who said 'Dogs can't go to heaven because they aren't able
to accept Christ as their personal savior.’

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will
think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water
and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” - Christopher Hitchens  

"It's a fact of life, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W -T - F" - seen on a bumper sticker  

“It’s too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.” -
George Burns  

“The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all.” -
Gilbert K. Chesterton

“And the elephants are kindly but they’re dumb.” – Paul Simon  

“If life gives you lemons, and doesn’t give you some sugar, you’re lemonade is going to suck.” – George Carlin  

“Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.” - Isaac Asimov

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