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After installing, restart may be required. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Apply only to affected area. Approved for veterans. As seen on TV. At participating locations only. Avoid contact with skin. Batteries not included. Beware of Dog. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Call before digging. Cannot be made non-poisonous. Check if tax deductible. Children not accompanied by an adult will be given a pound of candy and a puppy. Children under 12 must wear a helmet. Colors may, in time, fade. Consult your doctor before starting this, or any other program. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Contains no peanuts. Contents may be hot. Contents may settle during shipment. Contents under pressure. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Curb your dog. Dell recommends Windows XP Professional. Discontinue use if rash appears. Doctors portrayed are actors, not real doctors. Do not disturb. Do not drive with sunshield in place. Do not expose to rain or moisture. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Do not put pouch in oven, toaster or microwave. Do not use if allergic to any of the ingredients. Do not use if you are pregnant or expect to be. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. Do not use with any other power source. Do not write below this line. Does not protect from sexually transmitted disease. Drain fully before recharging. Driver does not carry cash. Edited for television. Employees and their families are not eligible. Employees do not know combination to safe. Falling rock. First pull up, then pull down. For external use only. For off-road use only. For recreational use only. Freshest if used before date on carton. If condition persists, consult your physician. In God We Trust. Keep away from fire or flames. Keep cool; process promptly. Keep hands and arms inside of window. List at least two alternate dates. List was current at time of printing. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. May be too intense for some viewers. May cause flatulence. May cause oily discharge. May cause radio and television interference. Members and guests only may enter the lounge. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No Canadian coins. No lifeguard on duty. No other warranty expressed or implied. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. No refunds. No shoes, no shirt, no service. No solicitors. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. No user-serviceable parts inside. Not dishwasher safe. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Not suitable for children under 5 years old. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. One size fits all. Paba free. Package sold by weight, not volume. Parental discretion is advised. Pay before pumping after dark. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Post office will not deliver without postage. Pre-recorded for this time zone. Product has been processed on equipment that processes peanuts' Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Replace needle after every play. Replace with same type. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Restaurant package, not for resale. Sanitized for your protection. See label for sequence. Shading within a garment may occur. Sign here without admitting guilt. Simulated picture. Slippery when wet. Some equipment shown is optional. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Subject to change without notice. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Tag not to be removed except by consumer. This is not an offer to sell securities. This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Times approximate. To prevent fire hazard, do not exceed listed wattage. Use only as directed. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Use other side for additional listings. Void where prohibited. Warranty void if this seal is broken. Weapons must be checked at the door. You must be present to win. Your canceled check is your receipt. Your mileage may vary.
Do not Use this product if you are allergic to it or any of its ingredients, Product may cause rash, itching,scaling, diarrhea, difficulty breathing, vomiting, loss of weight, loss of hearing, disorientation, dementia, insanity, cancer, or sudden death. Call a doctor immediately if any of these symptoms appear. Test for tuberculosis and liver problems before using.
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